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Tuesday, January 09, 2007
Random Title Generator
Random Title Generator

This thing is wicked cool. It has "adult" words programmed into it, so you get erotic titles along with those that could be used for fantasy, sci-fi, or literary projects. Some are just hi-larious, and after messing with it a bit, I picked my top 5.

The Kissing Predator
Totally see a big tough Alpha were starring in this. At the full moon, he shifts and goes stalking through the night... planting wet, sloppy doggy kisses on every good-smelling female he meets. Until he meets his ONE TRUE MATE. Cos can't all weres ID their bitches by scent alone?

Bride of Pleasure
Mmm, adult fairy tale. Retelling of the myth of Eros and Psyche, where a woman weds but she never sees her husband. He comes to her in the dark and does the most amazing things to her without ever speaking or showing his face. *fans self* Hawt.

The Erect Game
This one cracked my shit up. Harry has a monumental case of blue balls, but Sally won't let him come til she knows how long he can keep it up without ejaculating. Yep, call Guinness, they're going for the record.

Licking Cloud
This could only be a Cassie Edwards style story, named for the Indian brave who longs to shares his cunning linguist gifts with the big-breasted blonde Southern charmer, Belle Starr. He has watched her bathe her shapely calves in the river, oh these many weeks, until he can no longer resist the lure of her creamy skin and she does not wish to rebuff his wild, savage tongue.

The Purple Sex
Words fail me on this one. You go, talk amongst yourselves. (And post some of your favorites in comments, if you play with it.)

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4 Comments:
Anonymous jenn said...
Some of these are evocative...

The Trembling School
Night on the Bridges
The Luscious Petals
Twilight Girl
The Truth Snake (ROFL

Blogger carrie_lofty said...
Thoughts of Edge -- which, for me being a U2 fan, is perfectly normal. I think I'll go have thoughts of Edge right now.

The Truth's Snow -- intriguing. Certainly some very classy trade with an obscure cover and an even more obscure finale.

Unwilling Secrets -- that's SO a Regency.

Dreamer of Flames -- there's one for your Annie. Sounds very sci-fi romance.

I have to stop now or else I'll do this all day. Evil!

Blogger Ann(ie) said...
You're baaaaaaaaaaaaack! Yay!

Yep, I played with that thing longer than I should have. I think it might actually be of help in some brainstorming, though.

Anonymous Anonymous said...
Sliver of Husband.

Ew.

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