If you didn't find the man of your dreams last week on Hot Prison Pals, don't despair. You can always go to work for Hana Bank in Korea, where they will subsidize your blind dates through a matchmaker service.

"This trip will offer them a chance to easily meet men," said Yang Jae-hyeok in charge of the bank's division offering life services for employees. "As our bank tries to help our employees balance their work and personal lives, we are putting more effort into improving their personal life," Yang said.

Read the full story here.

I round out Odd Friday with my favorite search engine entries that led people to my blog this week. (Man, people Google some weird shit.)

the absurdity of sexuality
I hear you on this one. I mean, have you seen this? The faces people make are pretty damn funny.

little anal annie
Please tell me there's not a porno out with this title, a pedo-spoof of Little Orphan Annie, where she sleeps with Daddy Whorefucks? I'm not even gonna Google it. I'm backing away from this one slowly.

anal annie and the willing husbands
Hey! You're getting a little personal now. While I'm sure the husbands are more than willing, Annie is NOT into anal.

butt plug in the ass
What is it with my butt this week? You can't resist because I told you no? Geez.

harry potter raps "i like big butts"
Forget Equus and the full monty, I would totally pay to see this. You hear that Sir Mix-A-Lot? Daniel Radcliffe is comin' for you! Totally old school. (Do not ask me how this led to my blog. I cannot even hazard a guess).

nepal's pimp
Nepal has an official pimp? Sweet! Now I know where to go to buy boy-whores. I'm guessing it's not the grouchy old bastard who lives next to me, though.

kenneth cole + pimp my ride boots + olives
Okay, I tried but I got nothing. Though I'm familiar with Kenneth Cole, I don't know what 'pimp my ride boots' are. I also don't know what olives have to do with it, but it sounds kind of kinky.

stupid shit to read
*blush* Thank you. I try.

if it's wrong to love you dean
*again, blush* If you're to the loving-me stage, you can call me Annie. If this refers to the dirty Sam / Dean Supernatural slash fan-fic that Mrs. Giggles lists as a guilty pleasure, then yes, it's way wrong (but oh-so fun to read).

sholto + tentacles
I'm sorry, I don't have any LKH fan-fic sex on this blog. You must get your hentai fix somewhere else, my friend.

the dum persons way to make a marx gene
I got nothing. What the hell is a marx gene? I will, however, concur with the searcher's self-assessment.

the king is called 'dude' in the book
King Lear meets The Big Lebowski? It could work!


And that's it for Odd Friday. Have a great weekend, ya'll.