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Tuesday, February 13, 2007
random identity generator
So it's random Tuesday again. I'll try to make very little sense. Luckily that comes easy for me.
random link -- Check this shit out. (Corine, from Good Touch, finds this way useful.) Planning something shady? Need to know what to get that pathological liar in your life? You won't believe me if I try to summarize what this thing does (it even carries a disclaimer!) so just go look for yourselves and then come back. No, seriously. We'll shake our heads in disbelief.
Back? Okay, so if you're ever on the run, you'll know where to look. Then you just need to find a good forger to cook some papers and you're good to go.
When I run away from my life of toil and hardship (snort), look for me as:
Madison Banks
32 Hampton Court Rd
SL4 3GU
SPITAL
Phone: 077 0748 8104
Mother's maiden name: Welch
Birthday: September 27, 1975
MasterCard: 5229 6152 7221 1797
Expires: 2/2009
Pretty sweet, huh? I picked British because I can do the accent and I already speak English. It'd be embarrassing to claim to be French and then have someone find me out because I only know how to say, "Mon crayon est grand" and "Je t'aime". Maybe that combination would get me somewhere if I was a guy, I dunno. So what's your on the lam ID?
random update -- I'm ass-deep in edits for Guide, so I won't be emailing people as much or posting on blogs. It doesn't mean I don't love you. I'm just tied up right now. (No, not literally. I expect that'd be more fun, if done right.) If it's urgent, just put URGENT, answer me, you ass! in the subject header of your email and I'll get back to you right away. Don't jerk me around, though. I swear I have gypsy blood, so I'll hex you. Heartbreak of psoriasis, here you come.
more random updates -- Regarding the blog-data thingie, I'm happy to say I now have three readers in Australia. Woohoo! I also added someone in Shanghai and they love me San Antonio. I've got eleven readers there. (I hope they don't get pissed that I set Good Touch in Laredo instead.) I'm sort of mad at San Antonio, if you want to know the truth. When we drove across country from Indiana to Mexico, we tried to stay the night in San Antonio and they told us the city was full. No shit. We stopped at like six hotels before I finally believed they weren't shitting us. City being full, whoever heard of such a thing? It's okay, I still love you, San Antonio, even if you wouldn't put out. I mean, put us up.
So here's the top three most interesting keyword web searches that brought people to my blog lately: thighboot video (bet he was disappointed), stuffed armadillos (collecting them is actually a hobby, who knew?) and shitty poser art (bet they loved my cover art posts).
still more random shit -- Got this weird pr0n spam email, right? It was called SEXUALLY EXPLICIT: Santa and his secret sluts. I didn't open it, but it got me thinking. Is there a huge market for Santa porn? "We put the ho in Ho ho ho!" Maybe I'm just too innocent for this nasty ole world.
random endorsement -- Saw Blood Diamond tonight. This movie rocked my world. Djimon Hounsou is a rocket and he's heading for super-stardom. Loved him in Constantine. He made Eragon worth watching. Not only is the man smokin' hot, he can act.
Christ, in this film he is magnetic. I haven't seen intensity like that since...shit, I don't know when. PS DiC(r)aprio is crap no longer. He's gotten better with age and he's earned the right to share the screen with my new boyfriend. Move over, Samuel L. Jackson. In parting I leave you this. Try not to drool.
random link -- Check this shit out. (Corine, from Good Touch, finds this way useful.) Planning something shady? Need to know what to get that pathological liar in your life? You won't believe me if I try to summarize what this thing does (it even carries a disclaimer!) so just go look for yourselves and then come back. No, seriously. We'll shake our heads in disbelief.
Back? Okay, so if you're ever on the run, you'll know where to look. Then you just need to find a good forger to cook some papers and you're good to go.
When I run away from my life of toil and hardship (snort), look for me as:
Madison Banks
32 Hampton Court Rd
SL4 3GU
SPITAL
Phone: 077 0748 8104
Mother's maiden name: Welch
Birthday: September 27, 1975
MasterCard: 5229 6152 7221 1797
Expires: 2/2009
Pretty sweet, huh? I picked British because I can do the accent and I already speak English. It'd be embarrassing to claim to be French and then have someone find me out because I only know how to say, "Mon crayon est grand" and "Je t'aime". Maybe that combination would get me somewhere if I was a guy, I dunno. So what's your on the lam ID?
random update -- I'm ass-deep in edits for Guide, so I won't be emailing people as much or posting on blogs. It doesn't mean I don't love you. I'm just tied up right now. (No, not literally. I expect that'd be more fun, if done right.) If it's urgent, just put URGENT, answer me, you ass! in the subject header of your email and I'll get back to you right away. Don't jerk me around, though. I swear I have gypsy blood, so I'll hex you. Heartbreak of psoriasis, here you come.
more random updates -- Regarding the blog-data thingie, I'm happy to say I now have three readers in Australia. Woohoo! I also added someone in Shanghai and they love me San Antonio. I've got eleven readers there. (I hope they don't get pissed that I set Good Touch in Laredo instead.) I'm sort of mad at San Antonio, if you want to know the truth. When we drove across country from Indiana to Mexico, we tried to stay the night in San Antonio and they told us the city was full. No shit. We stopped at like six hotels before I finally believed they weren't shitting us. City being full, whoever heard of such a thing? It's okay, I still love you, San Antonio, even if you wouldn't put out. I mean, put us up.
So here's the top three most interesting keyword web searches that brought people to my blog lately: thighboot video (bet he was disappointed), stuffed armadillos (collecting them is actually a hobby, who knew?) and shitty poser art (bet they loved my cover art posts).
still more random shit -- Got this weird pr0n spam email, right? It was called SEXUALLY EXPLICIT: Santa and his secret sluts. I didn't open it, but it got me thinking. Is there a huge market for Santa porn? "We put the ho in Ho ho ho!" Maybe I'm just too innocent for this nasty ole world.
random endorsement -- Saw Blood Diamond tonight. This movie rocked my world. Djimon Hounsou is a rocket and he's heading for super-stardom. Loved him in Constantine. He made Eragon worth watching. Not only is the man smokin' hot, he can act.
Christ, in this film he is magnetic. I haven't seen intensity like that since...shit, I don't know when. PS DiC(r)aprio is crap no longer. He's gotten better with age and he's earned the right to share the screen with my new boyfriend. Move over, Samuel L. Jackson. In parting I leave you this. Try not to drool.Labels: Random Tuesday
Djimon Hounsou is a god. Do you remember that Janet Jackson video years and years ago for "Love Will Never Do Without You"? That was his first gig, as one of the muscled dudes. Go watch it. And then go see In America (reviewed here), where he plays a neighbor to a struggling family of Irish immigrants. That book I want to write set in 19th c. Abyssia? That's because of him. And if you haven't seen Gladiator, he does the kick ass thing paired up with Russell Crowe.
And yeah, Leo has come back around. His early work in What's Eating Gilbert Grape was great, then he went all King of the World, and now he's back. I saw The Departed and thought he carried the damn film (reviewed here). Wanted to jump Matt Damon gone all Southy, but Leo was great.
Hugs and kisses,
Sienna Rogers Barker
28 South Street
WV16 6KO
MONKHOPTON
*Watches the video* Rawr. I've never seen that. Oh my mercy. *fans self*
Yes, he's magnificent. If we ever get kidnapped and taken to a slave planet to be love slave harem girls, we can totally share men, because we have the same taste, and then write a tell-all expose on our sexcapades: "Sienna and Madison do Urarorah 11."
Funny: I reviewed the departed here
One of the few movies I gave a shit enough about to write down my thoughts about on my fledgling movie review journal on Rotten Tomatoes. Blood Diamond will be another when I get time. I am digging DiCaprio again.
Smooches,
Madison
Damn skippy. Rumor has it Scorsese is planning a sequel based on Internal Affairs II, focusing on Digman, which is actually a prequeal in chonology. Bring it, Marky Mark.
Will Hugh Jackman in full-on Wolvie menace be on Urarorah 11, too? Or his clone? Or his hologram? Book the tickets.
Cheers,
Sienna