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Friday, March 02, 2007
Odd Friday
You go, Grandma! But damn, Maria might want to kick it down a notch. At 98, she's got a man 40 years her junior begging for some love. Read the full story here.

And here are our big winners for odd searches this week:

she's peeing on his face
Not on this blog, she's not.

her armpit sweat
I don't sweat, I glow.

foul mouthed sluts
Yeah, you came to the right place. We've got those.

pineapple juice + tastier sperm
Yep, you got it. This works. Stay away from curry. Mango is also good.

organic shaving market
A big fat "huh" on this one.

why is oatmeal good for skin
I'm glad you asked. Oatmeal absorbs excess oils and possesses an exfoliant property, which leaves your skin rosy. I recommend a fine milled homemade honey oatmeal soap for the prettiest you ever.

News: THE AVERAGE GIRL'S GUIDE TO GETTING LAID release date changed to April 17!

This weekend I'll be working the International Fair at Greengates (over 50 booths, featuring excellent food and native crafts) and rocking my Lord of the Rings beta account (Thanks, Ex! *smooches*). Have a good one, ya'll.

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5 Comments:
Blogger Tempest Knight said...
Yep. It's an odd Friday alright, but at least it's Friday. I'm so happy this week is over. *lol* Have a great weekend!

Blogger Ann(ie) said...
Hi Tempest and welcome!

You have a great weekend too. I'm celebrating!

Blogger crowwoman / rhian said...
And the big question is why would someone be doing a search on "armpit sweat"? Think a moment about the mind behind such a search for something we all generally avoid.
Mind Bloggling. Truly.
You can even forgive the other sicko ones because well, we know there are those type folks out there. But pit sweat? Ugh.

Blogger Ann(ie) said...
Yeah, it's pretty gross all right.

Anonymous Anonymous said...
That 98-year old grandma doesn't want the guy's attention, and thinks he stalking her because he wants her to support him.

L.E. Bryce

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