(After seeing so many other people have fun with this, I wanted to play. If you don't know how this works, you Google your name, plus needs, and take the first results you come up with. If this looks fun and you wanna do it, consider yourself tagged.)

a spanking. (Okay, maybe a little.)

some Revlon's Cherries in the Snow, the ho's lipstick of choice. (Wow, how did you know???)

your help! (It's true, I do. Won't you think of the children?)

rehab. (Now that's a bald-faced lie.)

a stylist. (Probably. I'll get one before I have my official author photo taken.)

a geography lesson. (Again, how did you know?? This is not my strong suit.)

a friend. (I guess I could use a few more, but not if you expect me to babysit your kids as part of the deal.)

somebody. (This is a little too open-ended...)

to chill. (Not until after I finish this first draft. I'm in production mode, not slacking mode.)


How was that last one for an awesome segue? In other news, Wanderlust has a theme song. I'm playing Beck's Lost Cause nonstop while I write.