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Tuesday, May 08, 2007
really random
I must give QB credit where it's due. She knows what she's talking about when she said all I have to do is mention Charles Dera and people will come. Just from her comment on my blog, I'm getting hits from tons of Charles Dera searches. Weirdly, my blog is on the third page when you Google Charles Dera.
Just so his fans don't go away mad, I present the following as a consolation prize.
He's kinda hot, right? Funny, I had no idea who he was, but after QB mentioned him I did some searching. He's apparently like Fabio, only he's a really dirty boy. I guess he's making the jump into porn. I suppose it's not a far leap from letting people take pictures of your erect penis (which is a real monster by the way) to actually using said penis professionally.
That said, I'm afraid I don't really understand the fascination with cock. At least in a pictorial sense. When I look at a naked man, my first impression isn't, "Wow, hawt." Instead it's more like, snicker, giggle, chortle, look at that plucked chicken. I'm about to be sexist, so if you're easily offended, go make a sandwich. Just us now? Good.
I think naked men are funny looking. I really do. Now I like what their body parts can do for mine, don't get me wrong. It feels real nice, yep. But to look at? Not so much. I like pictures of shoulders, chests, manly backs, even asses, but as for wanting to peruse Penis Monthly to see what's out there, (oh, that one's crooked!), not so much. In fact, you can translate that to mean: I will never be interested in looking at dick-pix. Their dangly bits are just too absurd.
Oddly, I don't have the same response to naked women. Maybe that's a sign of my innate sapphic tendencies, but I find women's bodies graceful and lovely with their curves, their softness, and their hidden mysteries. That doesn't mean I'm ready to hump a woman just from seeing her picture, but seeing her naked doesn't set off junior high giggle fits either.
Uhm. Where was I going with this? I dunno. It's random Tuesday. That means this post probably didn't have a point, except, possibly: naked men are funny looking.
Just so his fans don't go away mad, I present the following as a consolation prize.
He's kinda hot, right? Funny, I had no idea who he was, but after QB mentioned him I did some searching. He's apparently like Fabio, only he's a really dirty boy. I guess he's making the jump into porn. I suppose it's not a far leap from letting people take pictures of your erect penis (which is a real monster by the way) to actually using said penis professionally. That said, I'm afraid I don't really understand the fascination with cock. At least in a pictorial sense. When I look at a naked man, my first impression isn't, "Wow, hawt." Instead it's more like, snicker, giggle, chortle, look at that plucked chicken. I'm about to be sexist, so if you're easily offended, go make a sandwich. Just us now? Good.
I think naked men are funny looking. I really do. Now I like what their body parts can do for mine, don't get me wrong. It feels real nice, yep. But to look at? Not so much. I like pictures of shoulders, chests, manly backs, even asses, but as for wanting to peruse Penis Monthly to see what's out there, (oh, that one's crooked!), not so much. In fact, you can translate that to mean: I will never be interested in looking at dick-pix. Their dangly bits are just too absurd.
Oddly, I don't have the same response to naked women. Maybe that's a sign of my innate sapphic tendencies, but I find women's bodies graceful and lovely with their curves, their softness, and their hidden mysteries. That doesn't mean I'm ready to hump a woman just from seeing her picture, but seeing her naked doesn't set off junior high giggle fits either.
Uhm. Where was I going with this? I dunno. It's random Tuesday. That means this post probably didn't have a point, except, possibly: naked men are funny looking.
Labels: Random Tuesday
I think it's because it's the differences between men and us that attract me so much and we just don't have a corresponding completely autonomous organ like their penises.
Now those dangling, hairy scrotums? THOSE are freaky looking! LMAO!
And that's one porn I wouldn't mind watching. I was just complaining how the men are usually old and nasty and not at all charismatic. And "Porn for women" tends to not show certain shots and scene that I like.
Dangly hairy scrotums! Stay tuned.
point at his junk and say:
"piñata"
That man isn't bad at all, but where is the peen?
I wouldn't say I love looking at them (I think it's more the appeal of the secret), but I don't find them as unattractive and odd-looking as I used to. But then I've been lucky and been with some men who had truly attractive ones.
I hope I don't ever have to look, though. I'm happy with the one I've got. Took me ten long years but he's perfectly trained now.
So it appears we agree that he's hot at least and a few of you are gonna be looking for his movies. I'm talking to you, Michele and Danette! He's already been in something called the Barely Legal series, but I don't know which one.
Okay, I'm so cracking up at the idea of Judi Dench talking about Daniel Craig's wang. Looked at pic, he does look pretty impressive. He's flacid there, right? Wow, we're nasty bitches. But what the hell, I only get men on this blog once in a blue moon. This almost like girlie locker room talk.
Hi and welcome, Pamela! Make yourself at home.
PS - If you really want to see Charles's Dera's package, just Google him. It's not hard to find. I'm sorry, but this is a penis-free zone. We talk about them, but I find them too funny looking to have throbbing members on my blog.
To my mind, TMI includes bodily functions, disgusting ailments, and explicit details regarding real life sexual anecdotes. Like, "Last night my man and I..." (fill in the blank with inappropriate information).
Everything else, discussed in abstract, is fair game. Mwahaha!
*hee-hee* She said "come". *snicker*
(Sorry, my inner 12 year old just spotted that.)
That's it December! It's the finding out about the "secret". I keep going back to that picture of Gerard Butler in wet swim trunks and thinking...if I could only see a bit more...
maybe it's my mind set but that guy looks a muscular Sylar (Heroes, people). can't get hot about a that slices the top of heads off and does something weird with the brains.
I fucking love that show. I'm not a Dera fan either, Pure. My crushes tend to occur for more esoteric reasons. Voices are what do it for me. So I dig guys like:
Michael Wincott
Vin Diesel
Michael Dorn
Ron Perlman
I go for rugged-ugly more than pretty boys. I make a special exception for Hugh Jackman.
I saw somebody on TV, think it was on Springer, a few years back, and he claimed to be a transgendered lesbian.
I was like, "Dude, don't that just mean you're straight?"
It's far too complex for me.
or I'll just blog about him alot. maybe I'll rename the blog, I wish Michael Wincott was here.
I googled Mr. Dera, and while he's impressive, I dunno I have a bit of a problem with guys whose ball sac hangs down like that. Its as long as his penis.
I always assumed that those nude male models were gay for some reason. Sort of like Chippendale dancers. Doesn't really do it for me if they're gay.