We're going shopping at Punta Norte, an awesome outlet mall. Here's the food court! 
A vacationing penguin is driving through Arizona when the oil-pressure light flashes on. He gets out to look and sees oil dripping out of the motor. He drives to the nearest town and stops at the first gas station. After dropping the car off, the penguin goes for a walk around town.
He sees an ice-cream shop and decides that something cold would really hit the spot. He gets a big bowl of vanilla ice cream and sits down to eat. Having no hands, he makes real mess trying to eat with his little flippers.
After finishing his ice cream, he goes back and asks the mechanic if he's found the problem. The mechanic looks up and says, "It looks like you've blown a seal."
"No, no," the penguin replies, "it's just ice cream."

![]() |
Subscribe to Action and Attitude |
Visit this group |
BTW, I read my DH the penguin joke. He's still muttering and chuckling the punch line. Men- they can't resist a BJ OR a BJ joke.
She's way more beautiful than I ever was, Dee. But thank you for the compliment.
She does look mature, Bev. She's tall for her age. She can almost fit a size two in ladies and the length is pretty close also.
Hehe on the men and BJ / BJ jokes. I like that penguin one.
I can't tell if I'm actually signed up or not. Google confuses me sometimes.
And you are signed up. :)
That joke is one my hubby's favorite YouTube videos:
Bar Monkey
If the link doesn't work...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=VYGxWf7Gnoc
I'm signed up. :)
Adorable young lady. Hap-hap-happy birthday!
p.s. really I'm wondering why I don't hate you...fab agent, book contract, trip to Dallas, your own news letter group, great looking kids, you live in sunny Mexico! Hmm, maybe I do hate you. :)
I'll tell her you said happy birthday. Her dad had a special surprise for her: a brand new Dell laptop! I didn't even know that was coming down the pike, so I was as amazed as she was. He totally spoils her.
Don't hate me, though. As part of my glamorous life, I scooped out the catbox last night, and chased the dog around cleaning up her muddy pawprints. We're in rainy seasons and she think it's hilarious to run in and out, bringing as much mud inside as she can possibly manage.