So I went to the VIP Cinema with my husband on Friday night for a proper date. We were intending too see Resident Evil 3, but it had already been shunted off to the regular theaters. Since the gorgeous leather reclining seats and impeccable service were the reason we went to La Cuspide, we examined our other options.
Turned out we watched Superbad for our date. I thought it was really funny and Andres said it captured the co-dependent angst of two best guy friends moving on with their lives perfectly. I wouldn't know about that.
I don't think it was quite as good as Knocked Up, but Andres hasn't seen that, so we couldn't really compare / contrast the two.
I will say this: Seth Rogen is awesome.
Also saw I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry last week. Much better than I expected. Yeah, yeah, I know. I have terrible taste in movies. But I'll watch just about anything that will make me laugh.
About the only movies that were just too stupid get a laugh out of me were the Dumb and Dumber ones. Hell, I'm the one who keeps Rob Schneider thinking he's leading man material.
I was pondering that this morning. Well, sort of.
See, I don't really get crushes on actors. Not like I want to put their pictures all over my computer, or look for photos of them naked. But all the same, I get a warm fuzzy over guys like Kevin James and Seth Rogen making it in Hollywood. It gives me hope that normal people, or people who aren't drop-dead gorgeous, can be seen as leading man (or leading lady) material.
What about in your romance novels? Elizabeth Hoyt did something interesting with The Raven Prince. Edward de Raaf is not by any stretch good-looking. To be honest, he's not even nice. Have y'all read it? What did you think?
I have to say, I admire authors who can take an unpalatable character and make me fall in love with him or her. What books do you recommend where this happens? I'm tired of the pretty people.
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Gwyneth
Cast novel heroes aren't so much unattractive as they are...weird. You know, like based on the minotaur and mermaids and such.
Susan Krinard novels have loads of an angsty heroes. Braden in Touch of the Wolf. He's erm, very kinda...psycho-ish. That's a book you'll either love or hate. But I do recommend Secret of the Wolf, were Quentin, the male protagonist, is both an alcoholic and suffering from multiple personalities.
I can't remember which Connie Brockway it is, but there is one book where the hero, who is kinda crazy, has a crippled-ish hand.
I'm talking about Kevin James style heroes. Talking about a woman whose looks can't be fixed by taking off her glasses, pulling the pins out of her hair and giving it a good shake.
I recently read a Susan Mallery title, where I was very excited at the beginning... because the heroine was 40 pounds overweight, and not gloriously beautiful in all her curves. She has a giant honking nose. I mean, she's homely. She is. She's also freakishly smart.
Well then, fast forward nine years, and she's lost forty pounds, had a nose and had breast implants. I didn't hate the book or anything, which is a testament to Ms. Mallery's skill, but I felt awfully disappointed that the problems went away offscreen and suddenly in chapter two, the heroine was a hottie.
And then the hero just sort of glossed over that. Oh, yeah, baby, I've always loved you. I loved you even when you were a dog's dinner. I just was too broken up with my many angsty issues to hook up with you then. And you were too young.
Sure you loved her then. *eyeroll* And it just so happens, the fact that she's hot now has nothing to do with your change of heart, right?
Bitch, mutter, grumble.
With heroines, it seems to vary based on what era she's in. She can be "too busty" for a certain time's fashion and yet be be-yuuu-ti-full to her hero. Though that does seem like a huge rip-off, because all I can think is that she has boobs, and what guy doesn't want that?
Heroines tend to either realize they're fine the way the are if they have some unfashionable body, which is mostly a crock because that was more self-esteem than they were in any way unattractive, or they make a physical change alongside the emotional one.
Which sucks, because I figure the real ultimate fantasy is the ugly duckling being the one to land prince charming, not some poofy princess with perfect teeth.
Those guys are just hotties who wear glasses and work in IT. I bet they have no idea who gave Shadow Cat her first kiss.
I can't remember reading one where the hero is truly fugly. *ponders* The Elizabeth Hoyt book was the closest I've found, I think.
Can anybody else think of fugly heroes?
Gwyneth, that sounds interesting. The author won you over on a good ole boy Rep. senator? Now that I'm tempted to read. *runs off to Amazon*
I agree with you Anne. It doesnt count when the heroine just takes off her glasses, shakes the pins from her hair, and gets some new clothes and then all of a sudden she becomes magically delicious. That's a total cop out to me.
A good scarred hero is hot too. Make him a total asshole anti-hero and I'm soo there.
Romance needs more real people. They still get their HEA but ,they just look like us doing it.
I hate when somebody has to change in order to be "worthy" of love. So normal people or ugly people can't be desired? Adored?
That pisses me off.
I've been wracking my brains and I cannot think of a single fugly hero who stays fugly and still gets the girl. Other than Edward in The Raven Prince.
Okay, wait, this isn't a romance, but in The Hob's Bargain, which is a sort of Beauty and the Beast re-telling, there is no magical transformation. He stays fugly and the heroine loves him anyway.
But damn, I can't think of a single romance novel where the hero is overweight or ugly or seriously messed up. I mean, he might have some macho war scars that he thinks make him "disfigured" but really it just adds to his "dashing war hero" air. I mean, how many war heroes in romances come home missing their noses or ears or some shit that really will make them homely?
Interesting... I guess it brings home how much of a fantasy romances are. I mean, I guess women don't want to read about the fugly guy getting the girl. That's another genre altogether (and men buy that!)
But I'd kind of like to read it. Like sweet, I'm all over ugly guys / anti-heroes. Can't get enough of them.
It's right up there with heroine in man-drag, mistaken identity, friends to lovers, long time crush, and a bunch of other plot devices that make me go gooey with glee.
Sounds interesting, December. Seth Rogen is awesome!
Love Kevin James and Mark Addy (Full Monty, A Knight's Tale)! I just want to eat them up!!!!!!!!!!!
What was wrong with Harcourt from Judith Ivory's Beast. On Amazon it says "though scarred by a childhood illness..." So does that mean he's pocked like Edward in The Raven Prince? It's been a really long time since I've read this.
As for unpalatable heroes...You know that's my favorite thing. I love an anti-hero best of all, and will always choose books featuring one.
I tend to like Adam Sandler, except for Punchdrunk Love. And I tend NOT to like Jim Carrey, except for Man in the Moon. So he may have contributed to my lack of appreciation.