Try some; it's good.
Wherein I ramble about books, movies, music, TV shows, my life, and occasionally, hot emo boys.
Friday, November 09, 2007
Celebratory shouts

First, I want to congratulate my girl Lauren, who just made a two-book deal with Berkley Heat. In fact, I'm so excited and proud that I'm gonna bust out the dance monkey on her behalf. This is a first over here on "Try some; it's good." I'm pretty possessive of my monkey, but I think this occasion calls for something special. Don't you?

You want to touch my monkey? You know you do. But no! I will not let you. Well, maybe just this once.

Anyway, make sure you stop by Lauren's blog to show her the adulation she rightly deserves. She's got a kick-ass project called Battlefront that will make a great stocking stuffer around Christmastime next year.

So big love to her for bringing the latest sale to the luminous Laura Bradford. Why, that sounds like a segue, you might say. Indeed it is, my perceptive friends.

Marissa Scott passed on some news, and I just have to brag. See, when it comes to my agent, I don't have a humble bone in my body. And I still can't believe she reps me. She's the tightest, brightest, best-dog-in-the-fight-est-- damn, I gotta move on before I bust out with a cover of Wind Beneath My Wings.

Laura is more than an agent. She's an editor, a friend, and always willing to listen or deal with whatever issue I'm having. I could search for ten years and never find anybody who rocks my literary world like she does. She's a rocket, I'm telling you, and her judgment is money in the bank.

But don't take my word for it. How about the Publishers Weekly Top Deal Makers of 2007? Let's take a look at the top five, shall we?

Roberta Brown
Natasha Kern
Deidre Knight
Laura Bradford
Pam Ahearn

Oh yeah. You read that right. Laura is a rainmaker, a rock star, and the wave of the future. In honor of her rock star status, I've adapted a little ditty for her (with apologies to Kelis and anyone who gets this stuck in their head after reading this).

[Repeat x2]
My agent brings all the authors to the yard,
And they're like
she's better than ours,
Damn right she's better than yours,
She could teach them,
But she'd have to charge

I know you want it,
The thing that makes her,
What the pubs go crazy for.
They lose their minds,
The way we sign,
I think it's time

[Chorus x2]
La la-la la la,
Warm it up.
Lala-lalala,
The pubs are waiting

My agent brings all the authors to the yard,
And they're like
she's better than ours,
Damn right she's better than yours,
she could teach them,
But she'd have to charge

Here's to Laura and Lauren. You two are the best evuh.

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16 Comments:
Blogger Anya Bast said...
Ann -- I touched your monkey...and I LIKED it. *g*

Great post.

Blogger Denise A. Agnew said...
Ann,

Not only did I touch the monkey, I licked it. LOL. Oh, my did I just say that? EWWWW. Well, okay, I am a bit dizzy today on a Friday. Time for a day off by golly. A big congratulations to Lauren and a major hug and big congratulations to our awesome agent Laura Bradford. Whooooohooooooo!!!!

Denise A. Agnew

Blogger Ann Aguirre said...
Dude, this thread is... dare I say it... full of hot monkey lovin'.

*Runs*

Blogger Angie Fox said...
Congratulations, Lauren! You can't beat monkey loving. Oh and a fantastic book deal. Woo hoo!

Anonymous Lauren Dane said...
Wheee, monkey love and fondling as well as dancing. I feel very speshul! Thanks, Ann, for the love as well as Angie, Denise and Anya

Laura kicks booooootay!

Blogger Ann Aguirre said...
I get to share in the love today.

My Valentine = DONE!!!

First draft is complete at 80,711. I expect I'll add a bit to it in revisions, but the best part is: I AM DONE!!! And in plenty of time too.

The polished version is due Dec 1. GO ME! *touches the monkey*

Anonymous Marissa Scott said...
I fondled your monkey, Ann, and it went WILD. LOL

Huge congrats to Lauren and Laura. Lauren DESERVES this so very much, and Laura, well, Laura just knocks my socks off. Woot!

Anonymous Anonymous said...
can we get that monkey on a t-shirt?

Anonymous a would-be writer said...
damn. I didn't realize Laura Bradford was so prominent. she'll probably be drowned in queries after this. you're lucky you got on board before the rush.

Blogger Ann Aguirre said...
Go Laura, go Laura!

Go Lauren, go Lauren!

Dang, I'm in a good mood. This would be the day to ask me for a favor.

Blogger Susan said...
Congratulations Laura to Lauren!

I touched the monkey more than once and enjoyed it!

Blogger Susan said...
Heck, I might just touch him again.

Blogger Gwyneth Bolton said...
Now I'm gonna be singing "Milkshake" for the rest of the day. I like the remix though, you've got skills.:-)

Congrats to both Laura and Lauren!

Gwyneth

Anonymous Lauren Dane said...
Dang - go you on finishing up Valentine!

Blogger Emma Petersen said...
LMAO @ Denise.

Is the monkey good luck? Because normally I wouldnt touch a monkey but hey for a little bit of book sale and agent luck there's not many things I wouldnt touch.

Congrats Laura & Lauren!

Blogger Ann Aguirre said...
Emma, I don't know what the monkey is. He might be good luck by now. See, I bust him out anytime I have good news to celebrate. Usually it's my own, but I felt like Lauren's sale was special enough to call for some hot monkey love.

And you gotta admit, that primate has some serious Saturday Night Fever moves.

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