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Archive for October, 2006



Four truths and a lie
October 27th, 2006

(Via Lainey)

  1. I was reading Jane Eyre, Count of Monte Cristo and Don Quixote by the time I was eight.
  2. I met Katie Couric one year in Lexington, Kentucky. She was there for the Derby; I was there for a business conference.
  3. I have never had any piano lessons but I can replay any piece of music I hear, though I cannot read music.
  4. For about a year, I was the mistress of a Lebanese noble,who showered me in platinum jewelry and Chanel Allure.
  5. I eloped to Vegas when I was six months pregnant.

So how well do you know me? Try your luck, see if you can spot the lie!

Sneak Peak
October 26th, 2006

It isn’t launched officially yet, but check it out!

Love it!

stole this blog topic from December Quinn
October 25th, 2006

I saw the song like a month ago, though, on a TV at the mall. Just sayin’. Springboarding off December’s blog (I just never get tired of that song), I give you this and this.

That could be my theme song, except I never was on the Chess Team or in AV Club, never been to a Ren Faire, don’t speak Klingon, don’t know how to code stuff on computers…uhm… how nerdy am I, exactly? Let’s find out!

I am nerdier than 12% of all people. Are you nerdier? Click here to find out!

Come to that, I don’t know how white I am either since I’m not sure who my daddy is. Anyhow, let’s give Al his street cred — he can rap, ya’ll. Who knew? Even Chamillionaire said he was amazed the man could lay it down like that. And White and Nerdy is his first top ten hit! That’s a huge achievement, considering how long he’s been in the game. His first hit was My Bologna back in 1979. He actually pulls off the white-ghetto look pretty well. Daaaaamn!

Moving on.

Your Alibi is done.

[Moment of silence.]

Any beta readers in the house? Shout if you wanna.

I’m Getting Verklempt
October 5th, 2006

In preparation for my trip, I went to the salon yesterday, where I had the works: fingers, toes, highlights, cut and style. I always get a French manicure / pedicure; the white tips look especially adorable on toes.

I’m taking off shortly for LA, and I’ll be too busy having fun *cough* I mean researching Your Alibi to get near a computer until at least Monday. Until then, try not to miss me too much and talk amongst yourselves. Here, I’ll give you a topic. Why do women complain about their asses when many men like big butts? Discuss.

Book Meme
October 5th, 2006

Via Lovely Salome.

#1 – One book that changed your life: The Complete Collected Poems by Maya Angelou. Am I supposed to write something witty here? First, the person who bought me this book, I love more than life itself. I can’t read a line of poetry without thinking of him and what he means to me. But beyond that, this work utterly shines. I have seldom encountered such pure and earthy grace. It was from her writings that I extrapolated my personal philosophy: “I am not perfect, but I am me, and that’s enough.”

#2 – One book that you’ve read more than once: The Silver Metal Lover by Tanith Lee. I just never get tired of that book.

#3 – One book you’d want on a desert island: SAS Survival Guide: How to Survive Anywhere, on Land or at Sea by John Wiseman. This seems like a no-brainer. If I’m on the desert island, I’ll need to know how not to die there.

#4 – One book that made you laugh: $how Her the Money by Stephanie Feagan. All three of her books cracked me up, really. Pink is awesome. I wish she would take off like Janet Evanovich because Stef does it better.

#5 – One book that made you cry: The Silver Metal Lover by Tanith Lee. Fucking book should come with a no-HEA warning label. Still kicks ass, though.

#6 – One book that you wish you had written: The Rule of Four by by Ian Caldwell and Dustin Thomason. Brilliant, spare, elegant. Deftly written, but almost elegiac in some ways. A lot of people are hard on this book and they call it Da Vinci Code derivative and boring, but others seem to get it. For instance, a reviewer on Amazon writes:

I consider this book to be one of those rare jewels we come upon so rarely when scouring bookshelves. This becomes palpable from its first pages for not only is the story original and intriguing but it is also beautifully written; the language is cultured and each word seems to fit into each phrase as a neatly cut gear. The last but perhaps most important point is the research that dwells behind this magnum opus as the subject of the book (a book itself, the Hypnerotomachia Poliophili, only recently translated) really exists but is so little understood.

#7 – One book that you wish had never been written: Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone by J.K. Rowling. The woman should still be on the dole; the only good to come of her hyper-hyped piles of pestilence is the well-written slash fic.

#8 – One book you’re currently reading: Quicksilver by Neal Stephenson. I want to like this. I love his other stuff. But I start reading and my eyes glaze over. This has happened like ten times. Could it be…this is book is… (no, don’t say it)… boring? I said it. I’ll keep trying.

#9 – One book you’ve been meaning to read: Jonathan Strange and Mr. Norrell by Susanna Clark. I have this huge honking black book sitting on my shelf and I’m intimidated by it. They tacked the word “literary” onto it and now I’m afraid it will be dry and have scary big words and be (worst of all) boring as hell. So it keep staring and I keep giving it skeevy looks out of the corner of my eye. This has been going on for at least two years. We’ll see who breaks first.

#10 – Tag Five People: Lorelie, December, Lainey, Michele, Jacqueline! Meme this.

Site design, round two
October 3rd, 2006


Here’s what she came up with, based on my feedback. I love both of them! How in the world can I ever choose?