Comments on: Weirdest Dream Ever

By: Ann Aguirre

Ann Aguirre — Tue, 06 May 2008 02:32:25 +0000

Gennita, I so wish it had been you.

Many great guesses here!

Angie, I’m sorry. I don’t know if you were there at all. If you were there, I don’t remember you.

You guys are killing me. I wonder if Lauren has seen this post…

PS – No hookah for Carrie. You get a hooker instead. Or do I mean the bump-n-grind specialist from RT…?

By: Carrie Lofty

Carrie Lofty — Tue, 06 May 2008 02:30:49 +0000

I can haz hookah?

By: Gennita Low

Gennita Low — Tue, 06 May 2008 02:29:40 +0000

Oh come on, of course it’s me. First, I would be great in a musical horror. Second, I fillet scorpions for breakfast. Third, only I would dare the leader in someone else’s nightmare. Fourth, didn’t I blog about how brave we (you, me, Jeri) were slaying sawdust bunnies in the Hotel of Death in Pittsburgh? I mean, I even mentioned your wielding the axe, Ann! Fifth, if I can’t be the leader, can I be the bus driver? I’ve always wanted to drive a hippy bus with hysterical authors. But only if I’m allowed to burst into song now and then (with Lauren Dane yelling for her hookah in the background).

By: Angie Fox

Angie Fox — Mon, 05 May 2008 20:44:27 +0000

I think it was me – I stormed up to the front of the bus, from obscurity and saved the day MacGyver style. Then again, on second thought, maybe I don’t want anything to do with your book tour of death. Change my vote to Fabio.

By: Lorelie

Lorelie — Sun, 04 May 2008 13:37:36 +0000

I’m gonna go with Jeri Smith-Ready. Don’t know why.

By: Ann Aguirre

Ann Aguirre — Sat, 03 May 2008 21:18:11 +0000

I’m not gonna post the answer until we have more guesses. But I will say this: it would’ve been hilarious if it had been Gennita.

By: azteclady

azteclady — Sat, 03 May 2008 21:15:41 +0000

Gennita Low.

Jest guessing, mind–I know not a one of these people

By: BevQB

BevQB — Sat, 03 May 2008 20:47:27 +0000

STG, when I saw that list of names, I thought “Jackie Kessler or Carrie Lofty” then, after consideration, I went with my gut reaction— Carrie Lofty, just based on the way that other authors (like you) talk about her. And now, seeing your response, Carrie, I realize I’m probably right– anyone else would have thrown someone else’s name out there, but your response is indicitive of the personality type that WOULD fillet scorpions.

BTW, I LIKE the idea of a tour bus full of authors holding signings all over the country. Make it so, Carrie.

By: Carrie Lofty

Carrie Lofty — Sat, 03 May 2008 17:57:05 +0000

It was SO me. Singing, smiling, and flaying scorpions–it’s my regular AM routine. You freak.