I got curious and ran this blog through a rating site:
This rating was determined based on the presence of the following words:
* sex (6x)
* bitches (5x)
* crack (4x)
* shit (3x)
* gun (2x)
* porn (1x)
I guess I shouldn’t have written that article entitled, “Bitches Who Love Crack, Sex, Guns, Porn and Other Shit.” When will I learn?
For added interest, I ran some popular blogs through this rate-o-meter:
It’s Not Chick Porn = PG
Karen Scott = NC-17
Dear Author = PG
The Smart Bitches? “We were unable to fetch and rate the URL you entered.” Like damn and whoa.
That’s kind of funny.
Jackie, you’re rated PG.
The good news is, I’m apparently rated G on MySpace and Facebook.
I’m PG. What if your use of “crack” was to do with a crack in the sidewalk or something? Four times.
And I object to its use of “bastard” as a naughty word. They rate Unusual Historicals PG because of that, but I’m pretty sure it was an historical reference, not a curse word!
I love the fact that the SB’s was unable to get a rating lol
Hehe, Carrie, you’re ‘parents strongly cautioned’ with all your talk of dead fish and neurotic cats.
Me too, Has!
Apparently there’s no rating worse than NC-17, and the SBs defied that rating site’s ability to describe.
One instance of man-titty? You automatically get Double Wicked XXX.
LOL I shouldn’t be laughing, but my blog is Rated R!!! … and here I thought it was rather benign.
sexy (7x)
death (5x)
dangerous (3x)
kill (2x)
steal (1x)
I wonder who designs these rating systems…
… and am I ever glad there can’t rate my mind.
What? you guys’ve wondered too, I’m sure!
I’m apparently PG. Sex twice and erection once. Though now I’m wondering when I mentioned erections. . . and thinking I ought to do it more often.
I’m thoroughly shocked Bam only got PG. I’d think The Serial alone would knock that bad boy up into NC17 territory.
Damn I’m only rated PG… because I have Hell 2x, Damn 3x and Cadaver 3x… ah well.
Um…where can I find the article “Bitches Who Love Crack, Sex, Guns, Porn and Other Shit?”
I am totally there!
*grin*