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San Fran flash

Heard in line at Walgreens, standing behind guy who was buying only Spam and Q-tips: “The beauty of Spam is that you can use the oil it comes in, too.” Do we want to know? I think not. What’s the weirdest one-liner you’ve ever overheard? Incentive: on Saturday, I will package up all the swag [...]

On the home front. More of a side, now, really.

Wednesday morning, 7:57 AM. Woke up to a fishy, salty smell and a rasping on my cheek: cat had decided it was time for me to wake up with a good morning kiss. Tangled in blankets and under two sleepy looking fuzzballs that weigh more than you’d think when they are laying on your legs. [...]

The trip thus far

Getting out of Newark was a nightmare. It was like that Hotel California song. You can check out anytime you like but you can never leave. So it was almost 2am when I landed in San Diego. I stayed in a hotel and made my way to Comic Con the next day. Comic Con is [...]

Quick update: BBQ rendezvous

Still in Newark, waiting for my flight out of here. Trip so far is going well. In a nutshell: 17-18 ladies showed up last night. Sarah and Katie both stroked my Juicy pink velvet (bag). Christine and I sponetaneously burst into show tunes from Little Shop of Horrors, alarming Liz Maverick and Megan Frampton. We [...]

I’m not here

I don’t know where I am, but the blog is to-let for the next three weeks. Talk amongst yourselves.

What Kind of Music Are You?

Expect loads of quizzes. I’m in writing mode, so this is all you get of me for now. You Are Reggae Music You’re laid back, friendly, and even a bit of a bum at times. For you, life is too short to spend your time angry at the world. But while you don’t take life [...]

Guess what I have?

That’s right! I have tickets to see Hellboy 2 in VIP tonight. That’s a cinema where there are waiters to bring you stuff and you sit in a leather recliner instead of crappy theater seats. Oh yeah, I’m coming, Red! *booty dance* Edited to add: I’m now back from the movie and it kicks so [...]