The Home Front: The Undiscovered Con-artist.
“I have a lot of Nature. IN MY PANTS!” Now, according to the father’s handbook, Ed. 1999*, such a pronouncement should have earned a mild rebuke to a slap upside the head according to seventeen different variables. I don’t think that calling out “NOT IN YOUR PANTS! YOU’RE KILLING NATURE!” is counted as a valid [...]
The Home Front: The Final Frontier.
The weekend stretched like putty. Fresh putty, not the crinkly, slightly stinky dried stuff that’s brittle. The kind that you want to put in your mouth to chew, but you don’t because you know it’s wrong. How you know it’s wrong is beyond you, though, since you can’t think of anyone that’s tried putty, so [...]
adventures in ann-land
Baby, if you’ve ever wondered, Wondered whatever became of me, I’m waiting on the ground in Cincinnati, Cincinnati, well C-R-A-P. Got kind of tired packing and unpacking, Town to town and up and down the dial Maybe three weeks on the road were never meant to be, But baby think of me once in awhile.
San Fran flash 2
All my books went in 35 minutes, signed and gone. Woohoo! I signed a book for Marjorie Liu and met Meljean Brook. Double woo! So many cool people stopped to see me… was so glad to see Gennita again. I missed her after RT. I’m full of such happy buzz right now. Anyhow… Laura wins [...]