Massive Undercover contest

I’ve been waiting for Frauke to design something sexy for this, but I don’t want to wait any longer. When she comes up with something, I’ll add it to the post. So without further ado… I offer my crappy placeholder graphic until I get a better picture! (Hey, my skills do NOT lie in design.)

Lauren Dane is a good friend of mine, so I’m totally stoked for her. She’s now a nationally bestselling author, which is a wicked achievement. But wait, there’s more! She’s also been nominated for an RT award for this book. It’s a smokin’ hot menage, which isn’t usually my thing, but Lauren really makes it work. UNDERCOVER is so sexalicious; you’ll be sorry when it’s over. Don’t despair, though. She has another book in this same universe coming out next year. You won’t want to miss RELENTLESS either. I’ve read both of them, and they’re yummy.


At any rate, I’m giving away FIVE (5) copies of this bad boy. How can you win one? Simple. Tell me in comments under what circumstances you’d have a threesome. No, you don’t have to get graphic. This isn’t 1-900-talkdirty2ann.

For instance, Lauren’s answer was: “Clive Owen on one side and Gerard Butler on the other.”

See how easy it is? You can give more detail if you want, but keep it PG-13, pls. (Won’t someone think of the children?)

As always there may be surprise giveaways. I’m thinking I’d like to give out a copy of Cynthia Eden’s latest release. Maybe Vivi Anna and Anya Bast, too. You just never know what might happen when I put on my Loot Hat. I’ll wrap this contest up at midnight on Saturday and announce the winner on Sunday.

Get going, ladies! You know you want a copy of this.

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58 Responses to Massive Undercover contest

  1. Karin says:

    Though I doubt I’d ever really participate in a threesome, I’d have to go with me between Ryan Gosling and John Krasinski.

  2. Hugh Jackman and Josh Holloway. :twisted:

  3. Lisa says:

    Jensen Ackles and Jared Padalecki (I’m a Supernatural fan if you couldn’t tell!)

  4. Carrie Lofty says:

    If the three of us had been drunk enough that night. Alas…

  5. Pamk says:

    would have to be Ian nottingham from Witchblade and Aragon from Lord of the Rings Not going to happen but sheesh a girl can dream lol.

  6. Dana says:

    I’ve actually said this before…..I like Laurens Characters reasons..

    Hello….(no names for spoiling) but LIKE some of her characters…

    2 gorgeous Alpha type men and you MUST do both to defeat big bad evil?

    One MUST do what one must, for the betterment of mankind.

    I suppose…A’ck..Cough..I could muster the energies required..A’ck.. Ack.

    “While visions of multiples danced in her head”



  7. Sara says:

    Easy! First, gather books and become a genius on how to clone a human. Then secretly kidnap Hugh Jackman. Lastly, use genius intellect to clone him for a little attention from not one – but two! And that’s where this comment veers off from PG land…

  8. Cin says:

    Only way is if its with strangers. Or maybe with someone I don’t know much about, but of the person.

  9. Diane M. says:

    Sean Connery and Viggo Mortensen. Drool!!!!

  10. Kati says:

    David Beckham + Me + a scrub brush (for Becks). No?

    OK, Becks + Me + Jeffrey Dean Morgan.

  11. Amy S. says:

    Keanu Reeves, me, and Matthew Mccaunghey sandwich

    I love reading menage books and this one sounds awesome! Congrats Lauren on the bestseller and the RT nomination!

  12. Eshani says:

    I have to agree with Pamk that Aragon from LOTR is hunky goodness.. yum!! and Gabriel Aubry :wink:

  13. sara hurt says:

    me+Sandra Bullock+my hubbie. I have always said that is the only way he would ever get one with me so i guess i have to use it here.

  14. Undercover was AWESOME! I’m not usually one who likes a lot of Sci-Fi, but this was actually really good. It’s just cemented the idea that I need to find more Lauren Dane!

    Ann – Don’t enter me into the contest, I was lucky and received an ARC earlier.

  15. Oh, I want to at least answer the question….

    Me in a threesome, I’ve told my husband if we ever came across someone who did it for me, then it had a chance, but I don’t ever see that happening. It’s just to give him hope.

    however, me in a threesome, I would have to chose Orlando Bloom (from Pirates, not LOTR) and Johnny Depp (in whatever character he wants). Now that’s drool worthy.

  16. Katee says:

    It would only be with Henry Rollins and Eric Bana. Talk about weird combination!

  17. Caffey says:

    A menage is a great fantasy to read! Well, one side would be Richard Gere and the other would be Gerald Butler :mrgreen:

  18. BoxingKing says:

    Honestly, with a menage, I’m going to have to buy this one if I don’t win it. But, to answer the question in so many ways, in between all of them: Jensen Ackles and Jared Padalecki, Johnny Depp as Jack and Christian Bale as Batman, Shia Labeouf with any of the above. :) I’m greedy.

  19. Jennifer says:

    This is soooo housewifey of me but one of the guys has to be the Viking Stove Repair Guy who had to come to my house 5 (!) times to fix my faulty circuit board. (He was so cute that I started to schedule playdates so that other moms could enjoy him, too.)
    And, just to regain my geek cred, the other would have to be Tahmoh Penikett (‘Helo’ from BSG, in case you aren’t a SciFi geek like me).
    Wait – am I limited to just two? ;)

  20. Colleen B. says:

    Wow so many choices… I guess the first that come to mind would be Trace Adkins (country singer) and I am a fan of the cable series deadliest catch so I would pick Johnathon Hillstrand from that show. Both rough around the edges but hot.

  21. Deidre says:

    Daniel Radcliffe and Robert Pattinson, two lovely Brits and both big stars these days, and yes, they’re both legal. LOL


  22. Susan says:

    Alex O’Loughlin and Eric Dane might be able to talk me into a menage. :grin:

  23. Shira says:

    …I’m having one tomorrow after a Christmas-themed burlesque show.

    My boyfriend and his other girlfriend and I really like each other! :)

  24. Katie says:

    I am so enjoying reading some of these combos! I never thought I would see Henry Rollins in this list – even if he totally rocks- with Eric Bana! Then Jared and Jensen would be good too.

    As for me, I would have to go with either Roger Taylor of Duran Duran and James Dean Bradfield from the Manic Street Preachers. Or maybe Peter Wingfield and Orlando Bloom.

    Thanks for the great contest!

  25. MsValerie says:

    Well, I have participated in threesomes, though it has been years and years and, well, decades, actually. The circumstances were different for each. In retrospect, I could have missed a couple of those menages, but I’m glad I didn’t miss them all.

    So, being a grownup now and less given to making alcohol-powered decisions, I think I would participate if I were really turned on by both potential partners, and trusted that no-one would get silly and feel left out. I would chose either two men, or two women, to join me…probably two women.

    And there would have to be that “click,” for lack of a better word, the knowledge and awareness that this would be hot, that we’d regret it if we missed the opportunity, and that it would be FUN.

  26. Jane says:

    Eric Bana and Christian Bale.

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  28. Regina says:

    Suzanne Brockmann’s Blue McCoy and Cosmo Richter with LOTS of peanut butter on hand!!!!

  29. Jennygirl says:

    hmmm…too many choices. That’s all I’ll say about that.
    I would have to go with David Boreanz and Ryan McPartlin (Captain Awesome form Chuck) or Christian Bale
    Or this guy I used to work with I still run into every now and then :)

  30. Brandy W says:

    Gerard Butler and David Boreanz sounds absolutely delicious to me.

  31. I’ll be going by the books for this one. My picks would be Jean Claude from Laurell K Hamilton’s books and Bowen from Kresley Cole’s novels

  32. Cathy M says:

    It used to always be Matt Damon and Brad Pitt, but I gotta go with the Supernatural dudes, Jensen Ackles and Jared Padalecki. Love these two!

  33. Paula says:

    I would’t go for a threesome, but if we toss reality out of the window, I think quality time with Nathan Fillion and Ryan Reynolds would be a lot of fun.

  34. Debby says:

    Oh wow for me, it would be Sean Connery and Richard Gere.

  35. Violet says:

    ummmm…never, unless I am absolutely stoned and I see my boyfriend everywhere :)

    Please enter me (I am international)

  36. Michele Lee says:

    Er… do I get extra points for having actually been in a 3 way relationship? It was both a horrible experience and a learning one. Long story short the other woman was very manipulative and clingy and high maintenance. She constantly said nasty things to me and totally undermined every bit of trust I had. But on the other hand I’d had never stepped up and started stick up for myself without the experience and I know now that my DH was never even slightly tempted to do away with me for her, no matter what she said.

    To do it again I’d need someone I was attracted to, and someone I thought wouldn’t become manipulative and selfish. The thought is very sexy and exciting, but finding a trust worthy person is more important than any physical trait.

  37. Lori T says:

    Hmmm…I really like the Supernatual men…that would be a nice combo. I am pretty sure that I do not see a threesome in my future, but you can always pretend. Perhaps Gerard Butler and Jeffrey Dean Morgan.

    You do not have to enter me in the contest as I was very fortunate to have won Lauren Dane’s contest!!

  38. Zara says:

    Hmm, well the hubby knows my love for Matt Damon, so it would be hubby, me, and Matt! Then we could add in Paul Walker and Hayden Christensen. Oh wait, just the three, right lol? :blush:

  39. Wrighty says:

    Wowee, what a question! Well hey, this is fantasy right? I’m not looking but if Hugh Jackman and Jeffrey Dean Morgan happened to wander by looking for some action…let’s just say I like to help my fellow man (or men!) whenever there is a need. :wink: Please include me in your contest and thanks! This book sounds good.

  40. Fedora says:

    I like Dana’s answer– with two gorgeous hunky fellow-saviors-of-the-known-universe ;)

  41. dd03 says:

    oh my! I’d have to say Eduardo Verastegui & Vishous (BDB). :eek:

  42. Ann Aguirre says:

    Time for the first bonus giveaway.

    The first person to answer this correctly wins a copy of Cynthia Eden’s latest release.

    What’s the name of Corine’s ex in Blue Diablo?

    I know you’re thinking, Hey that’s not fair! The book’s not out yet. But the first chapter is available on my website. That means you need to find it and read it to get the name.

    First correct answers wins the book.

  43. Katie says:

    I am so shocked to see Jeffery Dean Morgan on so many lists. I guess he is the man!

  44. Teresa W. says:

    I’d love to be sandwiched between Stuart Townsend and Jensen Ackles!

  45. azteclady says:

    Ann, that’s not fair!!!!

    *sitting on hands*


  46. Eshani says:

    Hey Ann,
    I love your random giveways.
    So the answer is “Chance”. And I enjoyed your description of him :wink:

  47. Ann Aguirre says:

    Yay, Eshani!

    You’ve won a copy of Midnight Sins. I already have your mailing info, so if you could confirm you’ve never read this, I’ll send it right out.

  48. Eshani says:

    YAY!!! I’ve been reading excerpts and wishing for a copy of that book (It was on my christmas list for myself :smile:)
    Thanks Ann!

  49. Ilona says:

    Threesome? Well I guess a nice dinner and evening spent with two guys would be nice – now to decide which two guys will be the lucky ones ;)

  50. This is an easy one… I’d have my wife on one side of bed, and a clone of my wife on the other. :wink:

  51. dd03 says:

    congrats, Eshani!

  52. Deidre says:

    Good answer, Brad! LOL


  53. Anita Yancey says:

    Maybe if it was with Mel Gibson and Bruce Willis. Yum Yum.

  54. Sayuri says:

    Weeeelll if I absolutely had to, I mean to save the world or something, I suppose it would be acceptable to have my two J’s. Jensen Ackles and Joaquin Phoenix. *Le sigh*

    Or Gerard Bulter..or Viggo Mortensen…or Keanu Reeves…or Jeffery Dean Morgan…or Christian Bale….or Josh Lucas….or Nathan Fillon….or David Borenaz….or Ben Browder….or Micheal Shanks….or Ryan Reynolds……erm yeah. :blush:

  55. Gail says:

    George Clooney and Will Smith.

  56. Terri W. says:

    Billy Zane and Keanu Reeves

  57. Ann Aguirre says:

    Okay, this contest is a wrap. Winners announced shortly.

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