I’m going to Texas…

For ArmadilloCon in August. But I hate to fly and I don’t want to go alone. Help me.

Road trip, ho!
Should Andres embark upon a 12 hour / 750 mile road trip with me to ArmadilloCon in Austin, Texas?
Yes! What a sweet and tangible way for him to show his love while enjoying your scintillating company.
No way, leave the man alone. He wants to watch TV and play Xbox. Just fly there, woman?
What is ArmadilloCon, again?
Bananas are good!