Since we did cookie…

I must offer like treatment to pie!

You Are Pumpkin Pie

You’re the perfect combo of uniqueness and quality.
You’re able to relate to many types of people with many different tastes.
But you’re by no means generic or ordinary.
In fact, you’re one of the most original people around.

Those who like you are looking for something (or someone) special.
You tend confuse people when they first meet you. But you’re not as complicated as you seem.
Even though you have a lot of spice and flavor to you, you’re never overpowering.
You are a calm and comforting force in people’s lives.

What kind of cookie are -you-?

You Are a Chocolate Chip Cookie

Traditional and conservative, most people find you comforting.
You’re friendly and easy to get to know. This makes you very popular – without even trying!

Huh, who knew?

Dang. Now I want cookies.

No. I’m almost to the halfway mark for the day. Must. Keep. Writing.
Visit me here or here, if you like. Have a good day, all. (Winner announced tomorrow!)

What Kind of Music Are You?

Expect loads of quizzes. I’m in writing mode, so this is all you get of me for now.

You Are Reggae Music

You’re laid back, friendly, and even a bit of a bum at times.
For you, life is too short to spend your time angry at the world.
But while you don’t take life too seriously, you’re deeper than people realize.
You’re very reflective, and a few key topics (like social justice and love) are very important to you.

Parental advisory

I got curious and ran this blog through a rating site:

OnePlusYou Quizzes and Widgets
This rating was determined based on the presence of the following words:

* sex (6x)
* bitches (5x)
* crack (4x)
* shit (3x)
* gun (2x)
* porn (1x)

I guess I shouldn’t have written that article entitled, “Bitches Who Love Crack, Sex, Guns, Porn and Other Shit.” When will I learn?

For added interest, I ran some popular blogs through this rate-o-meter:

It’s Not Chick Porn = PG
Karen Scott = NC-17
Dear Author = PG
The Smart Bitches? “We were unable to fetch and rate the URL you entered.” Like damn and whoa.

The Grimspace Publicity Juggernaut

KICK-BUTT CONTEST! Answer five questions, earn chances to win fabulous prizes.

The official GRIMSPACE quiz*

Ever wondered what job you’d hold down on a star ship?
Uhm, no… *shifty look*
Banana Hammock!

Prize packages

  • Grand Prize: $100 gift card from Barnes and Noble
  • First runner up: $50 gift certificate from Amazon
  • Second runner up: a handcrafted Mexican necklace
  • Third runner up: $25 gift card (or egift card) from Bath & Body Works
  • Fourth runner up: Signed copy of Grimspace

Five winners. Big prizes. What do you have to do to get in on this?

Rules for entry for people with a blog:

  • Step 1: Take the quiz, and then copy the code from MY blog at the top of your post. Grimspace Contest Code. Please don’t use the code that comes from Quiz Soup. It’s rather generic.
  • Step 2: Post your results from the quiz in your blog entry. This can be as simple as typing “I got (blank).” You don’t have to copy the whole description, but you can if you want.
  • Step 3: Add something like “Check out the prizes on Ann’s blog” along with a link here. Publish blog post!
  • Step 4: Leave your link in comments, letting me know you’re done.

For those who don’t have blogs, here’s what you do to enter:

  • Step 1: Take the quiz and post your results in comments.
  • Step 2: Tell at least one other person about the contest.

Feel free to ask any questions in comments. Please note, since the contest prizes are sizable, I do expect you to adhere to the rules. If you don’t, I simply won’t count your entry, so it might be worth your time to double-check. This post will be sticky until Grimspace releases on February 26 and I announce the winners.

Contest is now closed. Winners announced shortly.

Which Boundless hero is right for you?

No new posts until the winner is announced on Sept 12

Which Boundless hero is right for you?
Dev is your true demon lover! By turns tender, impassioned, and playful, Dev yearns for someone to love him. He’s willing to do anything to be with you. He’s spent countless lifetimes looking for someone just like you, and now that he’s found you, he’s never letting you go. He needs someone like you to teach him about real love and longing.
How do you find your hero?
Take this test!

To enter, here are your options. Take this test, and post your results in the comments here. That’s good for one entry. For a second entry, post your quiz results on your blog, along with a purchase link to Boundless. For a third entry, buy Boundless and email me a copy of the receipt you get from Liquid Silver. So that’s a total of three ways you can win. Yeah, the people who do all three will have the best chances of walking away with the loot. I don’t want to leave out blog-less folks, but I also intend to reward those who pimp us and/or buy the book.

The prize? I thought you’d never ask.

It’s a $40 Amazon gift certificate, courtesy of Dionne, Bonnie and me. We’re going to run this contest for a full week, which means announcing the winner on September 12. Let the pimpage and purchases begin!

PS – Pimpage should flow both ways, so be sure to stop by Lauren Dane’s blog and read about her awesome new release Fire and Rain.